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One Direction reveal their favourite jokes

One Direction have told their most loved jokes for Comic Relief.

The lads revealed their favourite gags for the charity's Comedy Magic campaign ahead of Red Nose Day on Friday (March 15).

The one-liner jokes are cringingly bad at times - but they are sure to raise a smile.

Read the gags below:

Liam Payne : What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine.

Louis Tomlinson : What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

Harry Styles : What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt!

Niall Horan : Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby.

Zayn Malik : Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself? He had no body to go with him.

 

  

 

Watch One Direction perform live below: